不能乱说话的时候，可以重复——“国王的耳朵是驴耳朵。”

    （不知道典故出自哪里，不过挺好玩的～）

    对某个表示生气——“该被老虎叼走的××”

    由于对某人言语不满可说——“无心扔入河里的石头，可以砸死青蛙。”^o^

    PS：憋了好久，一直想写，如果再不写出来，因为天天在心里默念，肯定会出问题的。

           Que Sera, Sera; Whatever will be, will be. （不要为将来担心，该怎么样就怎样）

           勇敢就是可以勇敢的对自己的选择负责～～～～

           Today is here, other sentences please reference to 碎碎念 on HJ。 。。。。。

Once there was a little boy who lived in the country. For bathroom facilities, they had to use an outhouse. The little boy hated it because it was hot in the summer and cold in the winter, and it stank all the time.

The outhouse was sitting on the bank of a creek, and the boy determined that one day he would push that outhouse into the water.

One day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen so the little boy decided that today was the day to push the outhouse into the creek. So he got a large stick and pushed. Finally, the outhouse toppled into the creek and floated away.

That evening his dad sternly told him to sit down. Knowing he was in trouble, the little boy asked why. The dad replied,"Someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today. It was you, wasn't it, son?"

The boy nodded meekly. Then he tought a moment and said:" Dad, I read in school today that George Washington chopped down a cherry tree and didn't get into trouble because he told the truth."

The dad replied:" Well, son, George Washington's father wasn't in that cherry tree!"

 

PS: outhouse: 户外厕所

      很少看到笑话会笑，因为幽默感不足吧。今天这个，看到，会笑，所以贴上来了。^o^

      tell the truth...